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"Life  With Woody" 10 inspirational quotes than can improve  yourself

It might take  a little  coffee  or probably a few rounds of beer or any other booze  you could get your hands on when it comes to relaxing after a hard day's work. Well, yeah I'm guilty about that one  as well, unless I'm caught dead wearing a lampshade  over my head after a few rounds of vodka… half-naked! Okay, bad example  and I apologize  to everyone  reading this after getting nightmares about me  in that state  of drunken stupor.

Just don't ask how it happened, please.

But what's really interesting is that how do people  go through the  usual part of life  when faced with vein-popping stress? I mean, the  new age  thing like  Zen or yoga is one  of the  good things and it actually works. Is there  room for the  intellectual side  of people  who can actually smell the  roses-in-a-can while  on the  move? It kind of had me  thinking that there  really must be  something in this 'mind-over-matter' thing.

Humor is indeed the  best medicine  there  is whenever you are. I mean anyone  can pay good money to listen to a comedian just to make  you wet your pants after laughing so hard. Despite  of what's been happening, and to those  who has gone  though the  ordeal, it's better to just laugh while  facing the  troubles with a clear mind than anger with a clouded vision. One  of my favorite  celebrities of all time  may have  to be  Woody Allen. Now this is one  guy who gives you the  in-your-face  bluntness that he  pulls out with gusto, even without even trying. You can talk just about anything with a man, and he's bound to mock the  subject and you'll end up laughing rather than being upset about it.

Woody Allen has this to say:

1. "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." It sounds good to me, I mean the  practicality of all things does involve  money but it doesn't have  to take  an arm and a leg to get it.

2. "I believe  there  is something out there  watching us. Unfortunately, it's the  government." 'Nuff said.

3. "There  are  worse  things in life  than death. Have  you ever spent an evening with an insurance  salesman?" This happens to be  one  of the  classic ones. I mean the  issue  about life's little  problems isn't all that bad, until 'he' shows up.

Sure, relationships can get complicated, or does have  its complications that probably any author about relationships is bound to discover it soon. We  follow what our heart desires, unless you're  talking about the  heart as in the  heart that pump blood throughout your body.

4. "Love  is the  answer, but while  you're  waiting for the  answer, sex raises some  pretty interesting questions." And if you want more, just keep on asking!

5. "A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she  said 'no'." It sounds, 'practical', I think.

And when it comes to everyday life, he  really knows how to make  the  best out of every possible  scenario, and it doesn't involve  a lawsuit if he  strikes a nerve.

6. "Basically my wife  was immature. I'd be  at home  in the  bath and she'd come  in and sink my boats." I never had a boat in my bathtub before. Just staring at it while  soaking in hot water makes me  seasick already.

7. "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be  there  when it happens." If it rains, it pours.

8. "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose." It could get worse  when you're  guzzling on beer… or mouthwash, and it happened to me  once!

9. "If you want to make  God laugh, tell him about your plans." At least he  doesn't smite  us with lightning, and I'm thankful for that.

And despite  of what may happen to all of us in the  next ten, twenty, or even thirty years, I guess we  all have  to see  things in a different kind of light and not just perspective. I can't seem to imagine  life  without any piece  of wisdom that could guide  us. Whether we're  religious or not, it takes more  courage  to accept your fears and learn how to deal with them is all that matters when it comes to even just getting along.

And to sum things up, here  is the  last nugget of wisdom to go by… however, whenever, and wherever we  may be.

10. "The  talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have."

Ciao!